How about the guy that makes balloon animals and birthday parties or chucky cheese! Not that it doesn't take a lot of talent to make those cool "balloon sculptures." Or how about a cage fighter, or Tupperware salesman. Oh, uncle Rico, you are so suave!
How about school bus driver? Or ice cream truck driver? That would be sweet. No pun intended.
I think you should tell them you are a hair stylist. Why not? : )
Why not tell them you had your dream job of testing stunts on the Amazing Race? Or you used to wipe the sweat off the floor at half time of Phoenix Suns games? Marine biologist?
You're a clothing inspector specializing in men's underwear and lingerie.
You could tell everyone you changed your name to Art Vandelay and that you are a latex salesman.
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